Come & Get Me Plea Poised To Spoil Spurs’ Summer

Christian Eriksen’s hopes of joining Real Madrid just took another kick in the teeth.

The Sun are carrying ‘come and get me quotes’ from Paul Pogba who’s currently on a promo tour in Tokyo.

“After this season and everything that happened this season, with my season being my best season as well… I think for me it could be a good time to have a new challenge somewhere else.

“I am thinking of this: to have a new challenge somewhere else.”

The article goes on to cite Real Madrid as fabourites to sign the Red Devil, with Juventus also interested.

Without funds from selling Eriksen, Tottenham’s summer is going to to be a muted one.

All the chatter in the back pages and social media to date has been about the exit of Christian and Toby, yet it’s looking increasingly likely neither will be sold.

Whine all you like, but Spurs are still on the periphery in every single transer deal they are linked with. The perrenial bridesmaid, hoping to maybe cop off with the cameraman, or his mate. Or somesome helpiing with the catering.

If a number of repsected sources are true – while well run clubs are going about their business in a forthright manner, Tottenham are preparing to welcome Marcus Guano For Brains Edwards to the fold.

You could not make it up.