Harry Kane’s goal drought is over if 7 goals in two games are anything to go by. Even if this eruption was against, shall we say, two of the most uninspiring international sides in world football?
To be truthful, for me, this was less like watching a chef produce a fine dining experience and more like enduring a hot dog eating competition, with all the slurps, gasps, and burps one might expect from the occasion.
What is Kane going to tell his grandchildren about his career? About the titles and trophies, he secured, or about how many days it took to shake off the smell of mustard and ketchup, after his biggest binges?