Terms Agreed For Bonzo

No no no, not Banzai. That was something else entirely.

Does anyone know if ‘Mr Shake Hands Man’ is still in existence anywhere?

Anyway. Kyle Walker may well be talking to tourists, but who else has he been chatting to?

Old Glad has been putting her feelers out (yes, this is a euphemism) to confirm a conversation we had a few weeks ago.

He’s agreed terms with City, that’s 100%. What is curious is that either his agent is very very confident of this happening or he’s been given very strict instructions not to talk to a single other side, which is fairly unusual.‘ 

Yet on Spurs Community, we have Grey Fox with ‘He wouldn’t let one of our first squad go to a challenger and certainly not for that price. Walker is happy at Spurs’

£50million plus small change is the price alright.

Is Bonzo happy at Spurs?

If he is, then he must be using the same PR team currently working for the current Prime Minister.