Strikers? We don’t need no stinkin’ strikers. We’ve Got Serge Aurier [video]

All hail the Serge! And let it be known henceforth across this kingdom that… Okay, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. But that was a great goal. A Tremendous goal.

Question: are completely unreliable right-backs allowed to score screamers? I’m sure VAR will get back to us midway through the second half and confirm it’s been disallowed due to something or other.

What a goal. We’re back in this and no disrespect to our equally flaky opponents, we ought to be.