Selhurst Park Sauces.
Sounds like a post war condiment utopia.
“SPS have got the lot. I’ve been told Colman’s have been sh*tting themselves”.
Alas, it’s only some ITK.
“The 26-year-old has been heavily linked with a move to White Hart Lane for the past month, with a transfer fee of up to £20m suggested.
The Croydon Advertiser has been told by a strong source at Selhurst Park that talks are underway for Bolasie between both clubs.”
Quite what we re doing being linked to a £20million winger at this stage of proceedings is anyones guess.
It could be argued that we have two wingers on our books already.
However under closer inspection, one is a part-time drunk and the other is a threat to hot-dog vendors and low flying pigeons.
Perhaps were it not for the fact that we play our 4th Premier League game in a few days, I could give this one little more consideration.
But this again smacks of the old Frank Spencer magic.
Betty sends Frank out to buy some stamps, and he returns home 8 hours later, no stamps but a tame giraffe on a lead.
The BBC’s Ian Dennis Tweeted earlier today, “Spurs not agreed a deal for Yannick Bolasie and it’s my understanding they have no interest in him.” This is an official BBC account, which doesn’t make it the word of god, but it’s a very definite claim to make.