This is superb and had to be shared.
In the immortal words of Homer J Simpson, ‘it’s funny because it’s true’.
Well, sorta.
Simon Harris and indeed the all the good people at U OK HUN? want an award generally speaking, it’s a great site.
I would go as far to say that it is even more better than the Daily Mash.
Given the insane levels of chaos that have dogged this ridiculous shrine to moneymaking, I’ve frequently said that the situation could not be parodied.
We, it can.
Given the recent leak that the works at the New Destination™ are unlikely to be completed until February, the club debt has surpassed that of even Manchester United’s and that the playing personnel have been left to run themselves into the floor, it is difficult to poke fun at CEO who has already been completely stripped of any credibility.
However it’s been done quite handsomely here.
‘Due to wiring issues beyond our control, the club are issuing fans with hot towels at kick off and half time, once again, thank you for your patience and your support’…
