More Draws Than A Nun’s Bottom Drawer

 

Grinding out wet draws is the work of an industrial scale Chinese laundry, not Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

Look, there’s actually nothing wrong with being at the top end of the table, but we are still allowed to pass comment, or are we not? 

Some of you are fixated with Arsenal. The longtime masters of the archetypal ‘dull’ game.

Virtually every other week we see Arsenal fans acting like outraged consumers when they fail to soundly thrash so-called also rans.

So it strikes me as quite quare that Spurs fans are suddenly so lenient.

Out go Bill Nick’s Glory quotes, in with fiscal accountability.

My ‘We’re Arsenal 2.0’ blog gained little traction simply because people generally tend to click to content that reassures and comforts them.

We’re ALL heading into a void, but it’s a void we could make nice.

‘To dare is to do’ does not equate to having a young squad, anymore than it does to having a CEO fulfilling his brief by taking out a loan to pay for a decent training pitch.

‘To dare is to do’ does not equate to taking a decade to VANQUISH half a dozen Cypriot season ticket holders who had the audacity to run a modest family business in the N17 postcode.