Medical In Next 24HRS Says Lump

Celebrated dandruff machine and morbidly obese sports thing Ian Abrahams, of talkSPORT says that Aston Villa’s Jack Grealish is as close to a done deal as you can possibly get.

The Moose as he is ‘popularly’ know to many a white van driver believes that the Villan’s current best player is on his way to Hotspur Way.

The boy Grealish was said to have been given the royal tour of the training facility at Hotspur Way last week.

‘The hard line from Steve Bruce was for the benefit if their fans. Jack is very keen on a big move. The only problem is that everyone involved expects Levy to string this out until deadline day. No bid has been made.’ 

Underwhelmed barely describes my response to this.

Yes he’s English, and that’s wonderful news for our homegrown quotient. However all this nonsense puts into even starker relief the wholesale absence of quality in the Academy.

Has Levy got his cheapskate deal – finally done?