ITK: Bonzo, Bad Advice And You Can Guess The Rest

Gladys tells me through gritted teeth it has to be said that our boy Kyle Walker may be having dreams and or expectations beyond his station …when it comes to his contract extension.

Glad assures me that Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are doing their upmost to secure the services of all of the valued members of the current playing squad including Bonzo.

To be honest folks, this leaves me in somewhat a of a dilemma.

Nice cars, Dilemmas.

Bonzo has been endlessly lauded for being fast. Elsewhere on Planet Football, the more discerning analysts amongst us have needed the boy to offer more. A brain would be great.

I’d let Bonzo ‘Walks’ and let Trippier effortlessly step in and improve us.

You see Kyle, I too can fucking dream, you braindead tit.