ITK: Best Wembley Fiasco Yet

Capacity.

Sell out.

Record Breakers.

Norris & Ross McWhirter.

The death of Roy Castle.

It now makes sense why this pitiful tale of Spurs being able to mend and make do – and play in a half built stadium – has been put out.

THFC haven’t got permission to play at a full Wembley.

It’s as close to a threat Levy & Co. can work into manufacturing a threatening spin on this whole madness.

Confused?

As per my initial blogging on Wembley over a year ago (feels like fakin decades ago now) Brent Council simply will not allow endless sell out events.

This explains so much – Levy & Co. flogging £5 and £10 seats – ‘cos the capacity crowd was already approved.

Anyone who doesn’t find all this hilarious is someone who is fuming that the ‘glory glory Wembley bollocks’  is all a horrible, horrible pretence.

THFC haven’t got permission to play at a full Wembley.

The heat is on.

Levy’s discounted tickets will eat through the THFC cash contingency like a swarm of psychopathic locusts.

Gladys tells me that that Levy’s problem is that central government is no longer returning his calls.

Boris Johnson – who was such an influential figure for THFC previously – understandably now has bigger fish to fry and London’s curent Dickless Whittington Sadiq Kahn is not only a Liverpool fan, he’s completely disinterested in intervening to further assist a private commercial enterprise that wants more help to make yet more private money!

Bloody brilliant idea, that Wembley idea.

Roy Castle is dead.