Inside The Spurs Dressing Room At Half Time| parody

RM: Well done everybody, but just to say… sorry, Dele; thanks, mate. Really appreciate you putting the phone to one side mate. That’s sweet. Thank you. So, the thing is, another half to go, and really, well we’re over the hump. Thanks, Harry mate, for that goal. All going to plan now. Obviously.

HK: Obviously.

RM: Yeah, just great mate. I watched it go in. Just really helpful and I know Daniel feels a lot happier too. Smiles all around, guys so well done.

DA: Bro, where is my charger?

RM: Right so the next 45minutes is all about expressing yourselves.

ED: And not ****ing up.

RM: That’s right and really about being the ball. Feeling how it feels to play in this magnificent stadium and to…

PEH: He goes out to do his hair because it looks like that monk in the Robin Hood film… I’ve seen it hehehehe.

HSM: No!

DA: I need that charger ‘cos I got things happening man.

RM: So let’s keep it going okay lads…

ED: And not **** it up.

HK: Obviously.

RM: Let’s go boys, and I’ll message Donna to tell Daniel we’re all good!