I also believe in fairies at the bottom of my garden and the Easter Bunny.
We’re in the Champions League and we are attracting delving for muck like this.
Looking at sites like WhoScored can rarely provide a conclusive analysis of a player, but it can tell us enough.
Winifred Zaha, the fella that Manchester United plucked from and returned to obscurity.
I would humbly suggest that at 23 years of age, the world would have heard of Zaha before now.
Perhaps this isn’t true.
I’m very close to having lost interest, but I do hope that it isn’t.
Did we not just sell one mindless dribbler recently in Andros Townsend?