Harry Kane & Tanguy Ndombele Goals Eventually Derail Lokomotiv Plovdiv [video]

Better late than never, words that perhaps could be adopted by Premier Sports, the broadcaster who managed to horribly bungle the transmission of this game – and then proceed to blame it on the Bulgarians. They must get about, those pesky Bulgarians, as Premier also destroyed the Glasgow Rangers game, which was on at the same time – and that was being played in Greece!

It was a horrible game. A pitch you wouldn’t take a horse out on, unless he was pulling a plough, and a home team that modelled their tactics on British Bulldog. We’ll spin through the stats and if there is anything of note, we’ll bring it to you during the course of the waiting for Bale to be announced day.