Gratis Scouting Report For Mr Levy: Introducing £13.5M Rated Kim Min-Jae|video

In the past, the extremely well-earned criticism of ENIC on this blog has been greeted with all manner of childish responses, with the all-time classic of ‘well who would you buy, then?!’ being favourite. Ahead of the West Ham game, you find me in a generous mood, and so I’ll throw the multimillionaire that run Spurs a bone.

Kim Min-Jae has been hailed as the South Korean Harry Maguire in places, and The Sunday Mirror (21/06/2020, page 72) says that Spurs are in pole position.

Here’s the lad in action. For his rumoured fee, the boy is loose change.