“Don’t tell Ollie Holt””Great to hear” These fans are in a great mood ahead of today’s game

Marine’s FA Cup emotional rollercoaster went from elation when they heard that they had drawn Tottenham at home, to outright despair when they discovered that COVID-19 regulations meant that the club wouldn’t be permitted to allow any fans into their stadium ground. Next stop? Selling virtual tickets for £10-each to make up the shortfall.

How will the vast sums raised by this initiative and the countless sponsorships Marine have dreamt up? ‘Grassroots football; appears to be the stock answer. I’d like them to show us something tangible, after all, they have plenty of blank canvas to work with!