Breaking: Possibly The Best Transfer News Of This Window

Just when you think those dense grey clouds are refusing to part, eh?

Well respected Turkish outlet Sabah say that Jack Wilshere was initially on his way to Turkey, but the deal collapsed as his family were less than enamoured with moving to, well… Turkey.

Got any issues with that comment then I suggest discuss them with the HM Government’s Foreign Office.

‘Wheelchair’s no thank you’ has brought two of the most recent and most lousy Tottenham signings to the the top of the Fenerbahçe ‘want’ list.

Georges-Kevin N’Koudou and Moussa Sissoko are the names in the the Turkish frame.

This pair of complete and utter washouts could be gone!

Think of it.

Gone!

On a less upbeat note, the article also says that Spurs aim this window to shop again in the French leagues.

Perhaps this is a reference to that awkward looking N’Dombele clown, or some new clown that we have yet to be introduced to?!