This one has taken me by surprise, I have to admit. I thought this particular pilchard was going to be around forever.
It’s unknown what precisely has pushed him over the edge but he’s thrown a fit and asked for a transfer – to parts unknown.
Maybe it was the fact that Trippier was better than him, maybe he just didn’t fancy the trip to Hong Kong.
Maybe someone hid his special rubber ducky he kept in the changing room.