Good evening, my fellow Cliff Richard fans.
Spurs’ transfer £16M war chest kitty is about to take a severe dent Gladys tells me.
Victor Wanyama late of the parish of Southampton is not only his holidays right now…
Not only is the dear boy still in Kenya, but Glad tells me that our man Dan has hit the ‘sell sell sell’ button.
I have frequently (too frequently, but hey, it’s a terrifyingly accurate analogy) likened buying a playing from THFC in the last 15 years as being ‘akin to negotiating a hire purchase agreement on a second hand washing machine’.
But this is true.
If we announce Victor Wanyama this week, it’s because Daniel went to the boat, and the boat issued a partial refund.