Met Police Confirm Origin Of Sonic Boom

A sonic boom yesterday was widely reported as having woken thousands of people up across London and the Home Counties.

Mr Aaron Ramsdale close to the epicentre of the noise was playing in goal for Bournemouth Football Club at the time. The 21-year-old told the Harry Hotspur blog, “You don’t expect it, do you? ”

A fake Twitter account confirmed the GOAT, had indeed scored a blinder.