They list of things that bore me senseless is as long as your schlong, but a top five torment has to be the fixture list.
Here’s the truth folks, it;’s random. Well, as random as the police, the broadcasters and the computer that jumbles them all up can make them.
Everybody plays everybody else twice and no amount of mumbling and ‘yeah but-ing’ will make a jot of difference to it. And even the fixtures generated are subject to change.
Get over it.
Here’s the first week of Premier League games.
Kick-offs are 3pm for Saturdays and Bank Holidays and 7.45pm for evening matches unless stated otherwise.