Watching Spurs Like Watching The US Midterms

Watching Spurs is much like watching US politics, you’re constantly aware that lots of other people haven’t got a clue what they are looking at.

Last night Trump achieved about the norm in the midterms in fact, he did better than Obama.

Yet the narrative from the Dumb Dumbs is the Democrats rocked the Kasbah.

 

Last night Spurs took what felt like 4 hours to eventually beat a PSV side that were about as gifted as Huddersfield Town.

As a result, we’re going to be embroiled in even more games – probably now across two competitions to zero good purpose.

If you think Spurs are going to win the Champions League with this fatigued squad you perhaps need to have a friendly chat with a psychiatric nurse.

If you believe Spurs could now go on and win the Europa Cup, I would hope that for your own wellbeing you are sectioned under the Mental Health Act.

 

Great news for Levy, he’s lucked into another revenue stream.

A burdening fixture schedule is precise opposite of what the club needed.

 

The Democrats took the House Of Represenatives and Spurs drew a short straw.

Hurrah.