Watch Mourinho’s priceless reply to pundits as he is announced as Spurs boss [video]

José Mourinho is many things, but after at least two seasons of an increasingly worn out “bery happy” routine, we’ve also discovered the Portuguese is also the perfect antidote to the nicey-nicey of mediocrity.

This’ eff off’ aimed at the lame brains on TV debating his worth is guaranteed to reinforce the view that Tottenham have hired a narcissistic sewer rat, amongst the fans convinced José is a bad thing. I take a view that this is how grown men behave when listening to wet hens clucking.

This Amazon documentary suddenly looks unmissable.

More, please.