This was a masterclass from Mourinho, and anyone seeking to translate this flimflam into something that makes any sense whatsoever will only be kidding themselves and only be kidding you.
Dele Alli is training well, we are told, but due to the obvious restrictions of Hotspur Way, our head coach can’t add anything further. The truth my friends is staring us in the face and as this place suggested some while ago, the boy is toast.