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The biggest pressure this evening I believe will be upon the shoulders of our splendid new boy, Carlos Vinicius. José Mourinho is an unforgiving master and the box the Brazilian arrived in was clearly marked ‘striker’; the gaffer will want goals.

Scrolling through Spurs Community for gits and shizzles this morning and I see that Harry Winks as a sole midfielder is a popular choice. As was, I am given to understand, the Hawaiian Garlic Shrimp as a starter on the Titanic.

Winks without Hojbjerg or Tanguy nearby terrifies me, and ought to terrify anyone that understands football.