Stan Collymore took time out waving his genitals about beneath the dogger’s moonlight to provide a betting company with a few lines of copy:
“Having a top-quality striker in the ranks would push [Kane] to the next level. Do I think Vincent Janssen is that man? No I don’t.”
“Poch may well give him in an opportunity to shine as a back-up for Harry Kane in some tournaments.
“Surely from a Spurs perspective, they can’t afford to be carrying passengers and for me Vincent Janssen is a passenger.”
Say what you see, Stan.
What’s that Stan, a ropey housewife from Barnes hanging out the back of a J reg Cavalier, is that what you see?
A Spurs fan on Twitter rather brilliantly defended Harry Kane’s honour.
That said he dropped the ‘s’ bomb and I fully expect the desperate creatures that roam this planet looking for things that offend them will demand his immediate arrest.
Finally, the odds are that the Scotchman who launched a shoulder of whiskey at Kane said something equally unflattering.
Although there may be some scepticism as to the nationality of the thrower, given there appeared to still be a dram left in the bottle.