Alleged La Liga Loan Deal Would Make For A Rather Sorry End Of The Pier Show

Football Insider believe that Gareth Bale could be set to make a showstopping return to Spurs this summer as the Welshman appears to have hit a point of no return with the Spanish giants.

Given that my audience is one comprised of intelligent football fans, I have zero desire to even make a case for this truly bad excuse of an idea.

ENIC have leveraged the last breathe out of Tottenham Hotspur after twenty years at the helm. Two decades of routinely selling the club’s best players, whilst keeping the football team itself just at a level whereby operating profits keep on Deloitte’s radar – all whilst gently milking a fanbase with premium prices for a club that very rarely even comes close to winning anything.

Gareth Bale turned 31 last month and is reportedly earning £600k a week with Real Madrid. The idea that Los Blancos would engineer a deal that was essentially about soothing Bale’s ego, defies scrutiny.

What might Daniel Levy want to offer towards the 4 time Champions League winner’s £2.4million monthly salary? My best guess is not enough.

I’m sure can still play a bit, but this sort of move, for an injury prone veteran is end of the pier of stuff, especially when rivals are travelling in a wholly different direction.

Perhaps the modern Spurs fan wants to revel in such nonsense – I do not.