The link between Spurs the football club and American Football is tenuous to put it mildly.
You can put a cow and a goat together, but they will never ever do anything together more tantalising than chow down on the same stretch of grass.
So the Harry Kane American Football jersey is a remarkably ambitious attempt at branding synergy.
Much like one of those ‘limited edition’ commemorative plates you can buy when there’s a royal wedding on.
That’s a camera man behind Harry, because this garment will NEVER be worn by anyone for an actual game
At a mere £95 + shipping this is a curio by anyone’s standards.
Shy of wearing a top with ‘Go Sports!’ emblazoned across it, it’s difficult to imagine a more uncomfortable garment.
This basically says you’re the kinda guy who can’t go to the cinema without spending £30 on snacks and drinks.
The kinda guy who replies to team sheet tweets with comments like, ‘I really think we’ll win today!’, or ‘You can do it! #believe’.
We all know there is a punter for this product, but there were also customers for Billy Big Mouth the singing bass, caps with cups and straws stuck on them, Coldplay albums…
This what we’ve become.
Are you a true fan of an investment company?
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