Date: 2nd August 2019 at 5:10pm
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Watching these show reels you’re supposed to get goosebumps, not motion sickness.

Bruno Fernandes or Wee Spinny Mc Spinface here, does not look the required standard.

Now I know we’ve all been at sea without sight of land for weeks, and rations are running low, but on the strength of this ‘best of’, signing Bruno Fernandes would make as much sense as drinking your own urine – before the water ran out.

What happened to Lo Celso? 😧