After many, many years at Tottenham, barking out an unquestioning ‘go team’ narrative, despite all the evidence to question this unrelentingly upbeat position, Paul Coyte was recently released into the real world by ENIC. Perhaps even ENIC realized the supporters were due a change. The former match-day master of ceremonies may be finding assimilating back into the real world tougher than he thought.
A podcast’s social media account referenced Harry Kane’s 23rd spot in the recent Ballon D’or awards. ‘Coytey’ then asked, what’s a fella gotta do? The Moose gave the former Spurs man a swift dose of reality.
The truth is, that beneath all the hype and bluster surrounding Spurs, Harry Kane has failed to lift a single piece of silverware during his lengthy time in Haringey. Since Kane’s dismal showing in a Champions League final, the England captain has now sunk so far down the rankings that his team was beaten by NS Mura in the third tier of European football.
Ouch.