Talk Of Wembley Boycotts

There are many memorable lines in The Thick Of It, and a particularly good one from Peter Mannion MP goes as follows:

“Have you ever Googled your own name? It’s like opening a door to a room where everyone tells you how sh*t you are.”

The good name of our beloved chairman has been dreadfully abused of late and the most sympathetic response I can rustle up is, ‘it’s been long time coming’.

Only this wretched fringe faction, the Levyologists watch football in order to coo over Net Spend columns, or believe ENIC are generally a force for good in the world.

Look, we’ve been over this too many times, so here’s a Venn Diagram that in nutshell explains the problem.

What Fans Want

So it’s no surprise that Poch’s comments about top 4 finishes being everything and cups are for losers has caused such ire in the ranks.

Fans are angry with Levy though, because this is his wretched doctrine.

Increased assets, diminished the team

You couldn’t make it up

#ENICOUT

Time for a boycott?

There are far too many obscene comments that I cannot actually post.

Club no longer about football

The general consensus is that Pochettino isn’t going to be aided in his efforts any time soon.

The unhinged maniacs that have been mumbling this propagandist guano about building have all fallen silent.

It’s little wonder.

Who could be so stupid as to believe that Levy has the same hopes and desires for the club that the fans have?

For the umpteenth time, this is an identical business model to the Arsenal one.

It’s a horrible plan.

Boycotts are unlikely, football fans do insist on confusing loyalty to a club with indulging exploitative owners.

For anyone still harbouring thoughts of goodwill towards ENIC, think on this.

When this dreadful shopping centre is finally open, we’ll owe so much money, you can sit there in your heated seat and watch No’Cludedo dart about. Yes! The same absolute waste of flesh that couldn’t get a game a Burnley.

#ENICOUT