Spurs Striker In Rehab, Could Return To Training Next Week

The news that the fans had been waiting for, is finally in.

Vincent Janssen has been allowed to leave the Naughty Step and is now in rehab, with a view to training next week.

What is extraordinary here – beyond the business of the player being relegated to ball boy or washer-upper or whatever he’s been doing – is that he’s managed to pick up injuries even whilst not playing.

Above are the 24 year old’s only appearances for Spurs this year. Which tells us that Vinny last kicked a ball in a real match back in January.

There’s a couple of there, which suggests he didn’t exactly stroll about looking bored when he did get a chance, even for our U23 squad.

A falling out with Poch? Caught putting super glue in Harry Kane’s Brylcreem?

Answers on a postcard.

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