Date: 10th July 2018 at 9:02am
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Well the good news is that the junk that wasn’t good enough to play for their respective nations is back at Hotspur Way and busy… promoting next season’s training kit.

Now he may be quite a terrible footballer and a gigantic homophobe, but Serge Aurier’s darkest secret has only just hit the public domain.

Off duty, he dresses like someone who stayed over at Lenny Kravitz’s and grabbed the first items that came to hand before jumping into his Über.

Joining the boy Serge were Erik Lamela, Michel Vorm, Victor Wanyama and Harry Winks!

He lives.

He walks.

Heck, his knees even appear to work.

Cue the lobotomised fans declaring Harry’s return to be ‘just like a new signing’…

For those wanting a reminder of what we’re up against in this transfer window, he’s a shot of Moussa Sissoko and Lucas Moura amortising er… training.

Meanwhile, on the transfer rumour front there is nothing credible out there.

The Sun have decided to randomly reheat the Malcom rumour.

Steve Goodman even takes a well earned swipe at ENIC with his headline: ‘Spurs step up pursuit of Bordeaux winger Malcom who could cost a whopping £45m.’