Date: 30th June 2019 at 8:52am
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Pochettino’s greatest press conference hits in one handy show reel.

This compilation of course includes the frankly peculiar first meeting with Daniel Levy who was barefoot and in pyjamas.

There’s ‘that’ reference to Harry Kane’s wedding vegetables, the obligatory smatterings of ‘I am so happy’, plus some box set binging.

Given the extraordinary restraints and resultant frustrations the old girl has had to endure, it’s a credit to the gaffer’s professionalism that he is still smiling.

Should Levy fail to get solid, ready to go players over the line in the next few weeks and the milk at Tottenham will turn sour, super quick.

Henry Hill : You’re a pistol, you’re really funny. You’re really funny.
Tommy DeVito : What do you mean I’m funny?
Henry Hill : It’s funny, you know. It’s a good story, it’s funny, you’re a funny guy. Tommy DeVito : What do you mean, you mean the way I talk? What?
Henry Hill : It’s just, you know. You’re just funny, it’s… funny, you know the way you tell the story and everything.
Tommy DeVito : [it becomes quiet]  Funny how? What’s funny about it?
Anthony Stabile : Tommy no, you got it all wrong.
Tommy DeVito : Oh, oh, Anthony. He’s a big boy, he knows what he said. What did ya say? Funny how?
Henry Hill : Jus…
Tommy DeVito : What?
Henry Hill : Just… ya know… you’re funny.
Tommy DeVito : You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it’s me, I’m a little flipped up maybe, but I’m funny how, I mean funny like I’m a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I’m here to flippin’ amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?
Henry Hill : Just… you know, how you tell the story, what?
Tommy DeVito : No, no, I don’t know, you said it. How do I know? You said I’m funny. How the flip am I funny, what the flip is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what’s funny!
Henry Hill : [long pause]  Get the flip out of here, Tommy!
Tommy DeVito : [everyone laughs]  Ya motherflipper! I almost had him, I almost had him. Ya stuttering bleep ya. Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!