José Mourinho has his work cut out this afternoon, as our opponents have been transformed into grassroots heroes, everyone’s adopted sons. Liverpool and Everton have apparently both been assisting the Northern Premier League Division One North West side in their pre-match preparations. If anyone ever believed that the north/south divide was an invention, this game will put you straight. The sooner this team is dispatched, the sooner we can all move on with our lives and hopefully return to less frenzied times, in which only registered charities are treated like… um… registered charities.
