Last month the Harry Hotspur blog ran a piece entitled, ‘Foxes Have Eaten The Pitch’ which even by my own appalling standards appeared ambitious.
There was a reason the in-stadium camera service had been been disrupted.
I was advised that Urban foxes have been getting in at night and enjoying astroturf suppers.
The full extent off the damage is unknown, but it was significant enough for the club to try and keep out of the public domain.
Naturally, on top of all the other Levy induced idiocies, this wasn’t something the club chose to comment upon in any of the updates.
As one can clearly see (bottom left), there is a fox problem at the Shopping Centre, that’s a fox trap.
In other news… the online responses to Christian Eriksen being treated like a abad smell have been more our less solidly in favour of inserting a large garden gnome into Daniel Levy’s ‘special place’.
Of course there will have been a few in favour of selling the Dane, then there will always be some in the crowd who raise their hand when asked, ‘who wants to be a squirrel?’
Superb summary, sir
Levy is awesome (insert fantasy dream of why)
Levy is building something different (insert coolaid induced reason why)
We’re not owned by a billionaire a-hole spending his money to buy trophies………your right……we are owned by a shady billionaire that spends nothing to win crap. Hmm, leave out anything?
It’s a canary cage, and it died.
back on a train later to go watch my local team. I’m not buying f u c k all in there today. Stuffing my face outside plus Bringing my own fizzy drink. When they search me I’m gonna say I’m a diabetic, I brought it in case my blood sugar gets low. I cant afford to buy drinks in there as I used the little money I had to travel here from TOTTENHAM 🙂 🙂
The cost of moving cows alone would break the bank. Thank god we have free labor doing the job. Might be able to buy a useless french winger on the off seaon……
Massage from levy to eriksen. You re valu£ is dropping, pick up your game if you want off to Spain.
Where’s chicken George.
It’s no fox tap… It’s an Eriksen trap. Levy will lure him into it with promises of a new stadium and market rate wages… Then refuse to let him out until Barca/ real forget about him.
Actually receiving emails protesting my decision to refuse pro
Levy comments 🤣🤣🤣
F…ing foxes. They eat our pitch & now if we drop points I’ll be furious. Forest foxes are great, urban foxes…….dislike
That aint no fox. That’s our fighting cock. Spurless!
Maybe this was Daniels ingenious idea to reduce groundkeeping costs. Fox lawn mowers…. Next time employ cows mate they may demand a higher salarly though so negotiate hard
We’re the next yanky squirrel. Driving out the reds 🙂
It’s a canary cage, and it died.
Massage from levy to eriksen. You re valu£ is dropping, pick up your game if you want off to Spain.
back on a train later to go watch my local team. I’m not buying f u c k all in there today. Stuffing my face outside plus Bringing my own fizzy drink. When they search me I’m gonna say I’m a diabetic, I brought it in case my blood sugar gets low. I cant afford to buy drinks in there as I used the little money I had to travel here from TOTTENHAM 🙂 🙂
Superb summary, sir
Levy is awesome (insert fantasy dream of why)
Levy is building something different (insert coolaid induced reason why)
We’re not owned by a billionaire a-hole spending his money to buy trophies………your right……we are owned by a shady billionaire that spends nothing to win crap. Hmm, leave out anything?
The cost of moving cows alone would break the bank. Thank god we have free labor doing the job. Might be able to buy a useless french winger on the off seaon……
F…ing foxes. They eat our pitch & now if we drop points I’ll be furious. Forest foxes are great, urban foxes…….dislike
Actually receiving emails protesting my decision to refuse pro
Levy comments ???
It’s no fox tap… It’s an Eriksen trap. Levy will lure him into it with promises of a new stadium and market rate wages… Then refuse to let him out until Barca/ real forget about him.
Where’s chicken George.
That aint no fox. That’s our fighting cock. Spurless!
Maybe this was Daniels ingenious idea to reduce groundkeeping costs. Fox lawn mowers…. Next time employ cows mate they may demand a higher salarly though so negotiate hard
We’re the next yanky squirrel. Driving out the reds 🙂