Date: 9th February 2019 at 6:56pm
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Last month the Harry Hotspur blog ran a piece entitled, ‘Foxes Have Eaten The Pitch’ which even by my own appalling standards appeared ambitious.

There was a reason the in-stadium camera service had been been disrupted.Β 

I was advised that Urban foxes have been getting in at night and enjoying astroturf suppers.Β 

The full extent off the damage is unknown, but it was significant enough for the club to try and keep out of the public domain.

Naturally, on top of all the other Levy induced idiocies, this wasn’t something the club chose to comment upon in any of the updates.

As one can clearly see (bottom left), there is a fox problem at the Shopping Centre, that’s a fox trap.

In other news… the online responses to Christian Eriksen being treated like a abad smell have been more our less solidly in favour of inserting a large garden gnome into Daniel Levy’s ‘special place’.

Of course there will have been a few in favour of selling the Dane, then there will always be some in the crowd who raise their hand when asked, ‘who wants to be a squirrel?’

 
Comments
  • Aside from cerebrospinal fluid, what's on your mind?

  • Urbane Sturgeon April 11, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    It’s a canary cage, and it died.

  • Tappaspur April 11, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    back on a train later to go watch my local team. I’m not buying f u c k all in there today. Stuffing my face outside plus Bringing my own fizzy drink. When they search me I’m gonna say I’m a diabetic, I brought it in case my blood sugar gets low. I cant afford to buy drinks in there as I used the little money I had to travel here from TOTTENHAM πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  • Tappaspur April 11, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Massage from levy to eriksen. You re valu£ is dropping, pick up your game if you want off to Spain.

  • Only Me April 11, 2019 at 9:55 am

    It’s no fox tap… It’s an Eriksen trap. Levy will lure him into it with promises of a new stadium and market rate wages… Then refuse to let him out until Barca/ real forget about him.

  • Harry Hotspur April 11, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Actually receiving emails protesting my decision to refuse pro
    Levy comments 🤣🤣🤣

    • Mikespurs April 12, 2019 at 6:12 am

      Levy is awesome (insert fantasy dream of why)
      Levy is building something different (insert coolaid induced reason why)
      We’re not owned by a billionaire a-hole spending his money to buy trophies………your right……we are owned by a shady billionaire that spends nothing to win crap. Hmm, leave out anything?

      • Harry Hotspur April 12, 2019 at 7:43 pm

        Superb summary, sir

  • Mikespurs April 11, 2019 at 9:55 am

    F…ing foxes. They eat our pitch & now if we drop points I’ll be furious. Forest foxes are great, urban foxes…….dislike

  • Tappaspur April 11, 2019 at 9:55 am

    That aint no fox. That’s our fighting cock. Spurless!

    • Tappaspur April 11, 2019 at 3:27 pm

      Where’s chicken George.

  • Scott April 11, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Maybe this was Daniels ingenious idea to reduce groundkeeping costs. Fox lawn mowers…. Next time employ cows mate they may demand a higher salarly though so negotiate hard

    • Mikespurs April 11, 2019 at 3:39 pm

      The cost of moving cows alone would break the bank. Thank god we have free labor doing the job. Might be able to buy a useless french winger on the off seaon……

  • Tappaspur April 11, 2019 at 9:55 am

    We’re the next yanky squirrel. Driving out the reds πŸ™‚

  • Urbane Sturgeon February 10, 2019 at 6:25 pm

    It’s a canary cage, and it died.

  • Tappaspur February 10, 2019 at 8:25 am

    Massage from levy to eriksen. You re valuΒ£ is dropping, pick up your game if you want off to Spain.

  • Tappaspur February 10, 2019 at 8:11 am

    back on a train later to go watch my local team. I’m not buying f u c k all in there today. Stuffing my face outside plus Bringing my own fizzy drink. When they search me I’m gonna say I’m a diabetic, I brought it in case my blood sugar gets low. I cant afford to buy drinks in there as I used the little money I had to travel here from TOTTENHAM πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

  • Mikespurs February 10, 2019 at 1:26 am

    F…ing foxes. They eat our pitch & now if we drop points I’ll be furious. Forest foxes are great, urban foxes…….dislike

  • Harry Hotspur February 9, 2019 at 10:46 pm

    Actually receiving emails protesting my decision to refuse pro
    Levy comments 🀣🀣🀣

    • Mikespurs February 10, 2019 at 1:40 am

      Levy is awesome (insert fantasy dream of why)
      Levy is building something different (insert coolaid induced reason why)
      We’re not owned by a billionaire a-hole spending his money to buy trophies………your right……we are owned by a shady billionaire that spends nothing to win crap. Hmm, leave out anything?

      • Harry Hotspur February 10, 2019 at 7:40 am

        Superb summary, sir

  • Only Me February 9, 2019 at 10:11 pm

    It’s no fox tap… It’s an Eriksen trap. Levy will lure him into it with promises of a new stadium and market rate wages… Then refuse to let him out until Barca/ real forget about him.

  • Tappaspur February 9, 2019 at 9:23 pm

    That aint no fox. That’s our fighting cock. Spurless!

    • Tappaspur February 9, 2019 at 9:26 pm

      Where’s chicken George.

  • Scott February 9, 2019 at 8:58 pm

    Maybe this was Daniels ingenious idea to reduce groundkeeping costs. Fox lawn mowers…. Next time employ cows mate they may demand a higher salarly though so negotiate hard

    • Mikespurs February 10, 2019 at 1:31 am

      The cost of moving cows alone would break the bank. Thank god we have free labor doing the job. Might be able to buy a useless french winger on the off seaon……

  • Tappaspur February 9, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    We’re the next yanky squirrel. Driving out the reds πŸ™‚