Mr Marks Gives Mr Levy A Knockout Right Hook

ENIC and their representative on Planet Earth, Daniel Levy, has been for some long time now, obsessed with removing the Y word from the face of the fan base.

“Damn right too!” say the Levyologists in blind abeyance. Yobbos shouting “Yids!” at Jews is thankfully a thing of the past.

The club recently sent a ANOTHER survey to season ticket holders. The damn thing was so loaded, Kim Jung Un was reportedly sent a copy and immediately offered Baldy a job, heading up his PR team ?.

This considered response from Olly Marks is an absolute killer.

I’ll add this to provide historical context which may baffle thick people.

The Jews that followed Spurs once they’d finished fleeing Europe from Nazi jackboots, to relocate to the slums in London’s East End (please read Anthony Clavane’s ‘Does Your Rabbi Know You’re Here?!’) did not end up at The Lane by chance.

Upton Park was far closer.

However, the indigenous bigots of the good ol’ East End were as appalling then – as many continue to be now.

So have Spurs fans simply adopted weaklings? Heh, bless. Here’s your newsflash.

It was predominantly the Jewish street gangs that saw off Moseley’s blackshirts! Goodness me, who do you think it was that Moseley recruited in the first instance?

Jack Spot, Billy Hill? These are names to think of, my friends.

The Y word is something to be uncompromisingly proud of. The Jews made this country a better place than it was, before they landed.

I’m a Yid.

An unusual looking one admittedly. I’m 6’4″ (ca. 2 m), for a start ?.

On behalf of sanity, I beg you all to defy this latest attempt by ENIC to homogenize who WE are. To your very last breath.

History is greater than the fine-tuning of an investment company.