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David Ornstein from the BBC says that No’Cluedo is off to Monaco.

This is a loan deal.

Sadly.

For those vaguely interested in some details, that’s the princely sum of £20,000 a week off of the wage bill. The man who was once photographed wearing a Chelsea shirt managed to make 26 appearances and score one solitary goal.

Here we have a prime example of a Danny Darling Special.

A punt that was designed to escalate in value, opposed to a purchase to boost the the team on, to aid it winning trophies.

The way this club is run isn’t parody, but it is beneath contempt.

One can but wonder how many season ticket holders are refusing to even discuss Spurs with their friends and family these days.

Even for your average well heeled punter, there are always trade offs with wives and partners when it comes to these sort of ‘indulgences’.

A season ticket at Tottenham right now is like buying £1000 coat and having to sheepishly tell the missus, ‘I’ll grow into it, won’t I?’ every time you leave the house, looking like an extra from Honey I Shrank The Kids.

There have already been corporate refunds.

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Ethan
Ethan
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

That’s what we thought last January

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

He was offered and that was as far as it went. The rest is made up.

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Poch has fallen out with Vinny, he’s burned his bridges. Not even sure he’s been registered as part of the squad for the league.

Yet another poorly fitting punt from Levy just like NoClue…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Sessy at £35mil. yes please still. 6 year contract. Bye bye davies in the summer. Fulham making sessy look shit. Him and rose would be perfect.

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  Exile

Brooks would be excellent.

Not sure about Sess, although he’ll probably be more like £25m this time. I mean, is he a forward or not?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

Top 4 in the face of adspursity. its quite abspurd

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

I wonder how many players will be bunking off today. Guv the ABS on the astons playing up. (Best not to risk it) The misses using the rover and me old e type wont start

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

Levy likes to sell to Harrods and shop in Poundland…

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Jansen was a fool to turn down the Brighton loan move offered to him. “Fight his was back in” my arse!

Exile
Exile
4 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Bollox we will. Levy would never pay the sort of fee they will look for. The big clubs will get him. We should have been in for both brooks and or Maddison but dl only interested in players on the cheap.

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

He looks like a man who knows hes going to have to freeze his balls off for another 2 hours for nothing!

SpursGoliath
SpursGoliath
4 years ago

If it was only a loan you would have either signed up a flop for a few months or Poch works his magic and gets the lad purring and then what? You’ve done some player development for Chelsea. Passing on that one was a ‘no-brainer’ – he most likely wasn’t going to add much more than Moura and Son really, asking him to hit the ground running for only 15 or so games? Nonsense one that.

Accy
Accy
4 years ago
Reply to  j

not true

Eddie
Eddie
4 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

PS.My point being they cost very similar transfer fees.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

I kind of agree, however like Chelsea, we could have looked at getting a deal done ready for the summer…..It’s proven Poch needs time with players but that still makes no difference to our transfer policy..its just bizarre on so many levels how Levy operates…he cant even get rid of players let alone bring anyone in..

Panama Paul
Panama Paul
5 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

No surprise really. Savvy clubs use the Jan window to seed the lesser teams with loans that won’t bite them in the bum but might scuttle their close rivals. As Chelsea are chasing us, there was no way they would give us a hand in keeping ahead of them.

Willie!
Willie!
4 years ago
Reply to  paul

Madness. What is this bald wanker playing at, deliberate sabotage? Check his coat pocket for betting receipts (and ignore the orange peels)

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago

If we really did go in for Batshuayi you literally may as well remove all staff from the building involved in our scouting team….as if Chelsea would give him to us anyway…”we tried”…bla bla bla..Levy has turned what is something normal into a stigma…

Marsinho
Marsinho
4 years ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if poch didn’t even bother making out a list of players for the simple fact levy was never gonna be true to he’s words in backing him up this window and who knows the next 10 future windows ahead.

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

Maybe he’s gonna report on Harry’s remarkable recovery. Either that or he’s pissed someone off at sky sports cos he got the bum deal

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
4 years ago

Bullshit in the press saying that Chelsea would loan us Batshit. Some bullshit gets written I tells ya

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

So Vincent j is staying. We’ll need him for our b team if kaz sterling goes out on loan. Will be good for troy. He’ll have a lot of football to play. (Under 18s too) troy work on your core son. I suggest rope walking/balancing

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

Absolutely priceless. Tonight harry kane releases a vid of him starting some training. How many times are people gonna be hoodwinked by this garbage????

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

Ha ha the poor unfortunate sky sports presenter outside our training ground looks like hes losing the will to live.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

Poch saving all the money for the summer. Shame we couldn’t of paid a bit extra to get them in now, giving them good time to learn how their new colleagues football brain works and our systems. Probably be levy time in the summer. Arrggh!

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
4 years ago

Heard this morning Chelsea wanted £6million for the loan and he wanted £150,000 a week. The Caravan dwellers also said no to the wages.

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
4 years ago

Batshit went to Palace WTF. Anyone but us Huh.

Panama Paul
Panama Paul
4 years ago

Batshuayi – PML when I read we were “trying” for him. ENIC smoke and mirrors for all the Dum Dums.”Oh well, we tried but it was Chelsea, What do you expect?” Another one that supposedly got away – how can one club be so unlucky in the transfer window? Oh yeah, we’re run by a bean counter and a coffin dodger.

j
j
4 years ago

I nearly spat my coffee out when I read that Chelsea were asking for £35 and we offered them £5 classic Levy

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

Batsuey would have been the signing of more garbage. He is a Chsea flop who has scored 3 goals in 21 games for Valencia and they couldn’t wait to offload him. I hope the rumours of our interest were not true.

Exile
Exile
4 years ago

If we didn’t find anyone in the last window to buy it was hardly surprising that we didn’t buy anyone in this one. There’s clearly no money available due to the costs of the project and all that the club was going to try to do was offload as much as they could.
It does show the sense of priorities that the club felt it best take the money on Mousa rather than let him go for nothing, when we are desperately short in the midfield area. taking 10 million now and missing out on 60 million from cl is Daniels calculation, I’m sure he put it through the spreadsheet.

Ronan
Ronan
4 years ago

Another month-long opportunity to add quality used instead to offload quality. Confirms again that praise is due only to poch and the players. And clarifies one more time the ambitions of enic.

Eddie
Eddie
4 years ago

Very quiet window with nobody of note making a move.Couldn’t move Jansen on because Levy wanted almost what he paid for someone who failed us.At the same time Liverpool gave Lazar to Palace for nothing.Sometimes you have to suck it up.I was right,no incomings in Jan.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
4 years ago

F u c k off snow!!

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago
Reply to  Exile

It’ll pay for the toilet blocks and bog brushes in the shopping mall you see. We have these problems because Joe Lewis is only worth 6bn you see…

Daveyboi
Daveyboi
4 years ago

Instead of a Trophy cabinet we just need a fancy notice board with meaningless stats like –

1st club to do the buy no 1 double ……..

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
4 years ago

and all this rubbish about the club offering Poch players….come on, really…they offer him sh it so why would he bother…

Legoverlass
Legoverlass
4 years ago

So we couldn’t have done a loan deal for a player like Sanchez from Barca ?

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago

Despite all the frustration over transfers this summer, there is virtually no quality available this January that might benefit us in the present.

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
4 years ago

Sorry, not sure how to add this pic. Take a look at the link it sums up our man Poch and the man at bottom DL

https://www.facebook.com/332258180201139/posts/2088740797886193/

East Stand
East Stand
4 years ago

Got to love Sky Sports, “How deadline day unfolded”… they still think it’s 2005.

It was cold, the EU played hardball over the Irish backstop and people got on with whatever it was they were doing, that’s how it ‘unfolded’….

Billy the yid
Billy the yid
4 years ago

If that batshit ain’t better than llorente I hope he got himself a trade at college

Lilywhite
Lilywhite
4 years ago

There’s a clothing store I used to frequent for years – I knew my size, quality was great, purchased online over and over, never needing to go to the store. Returns were rare. Lately, the quality has plummeted and the sales and terms slipped too. Every time I try and snatch a good deal, I wind up w “final sale” garments purchased at a great price but they’re horrible – can’t be worn and can’t be returned! So what little I paid is of total waste. No more I say.

Nick
Nick
4 years ago

When was the last window we ended up genuinely stronger than before the transfers ?

delboy denmark
delboy denmark
4 years ago

Potchi asked Levy to be brave…. AND ENDS UP WITH A SMALLER SQAUD…… ffs

Nick
Nick
4 years ago

Pochs comments this week hint towards a big squad overhaul in the summer.older players out replacements in,then time for all to bed in if they work at all.Enjoy the moment you’ve never had it so good & probably never will again

Accy
Accy
4 years ago

If Fulham get relegated, we will 100% be back in for Ryan Sessegnon this summer.

Only Me
Only Me
4 years ago

Lost money on this lad – gave us nothing!! I hope he at least works as a make weight somehow.

Paddio
Paddio
4 years ago

When he’s back in the summer it will be like

He’s like a new signing
and
Poch has done wonders like Sissoko

Exile
Exile
4 years ago

Shows the status of our club when on deadline day the chairman is trying to get around £300000 off the wage billon offloading N’Koudou and then allegedly tries to screw £1million extra of Sevilla for Jansen. That will pay for his bonus or the extra overtime he’s been paying for the project.
Mettle of the man is that the table he looks for is the one where it puts points won for pounds spent,serious boner for him

paul
paul
4 years ago

Jansen to Betis off as Baldy hikes the price on an agreed deal at the last minute and then tells Chelsea we wouldn’t be interested in taking Batshit on loan until the end of the season.

Daniel Levy – hacking off all and sundry since 2001

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
5 years ago

Heard this morning Chelsea wanted £6million for the loan and he wanted £150,000 a week. The Caravan dwellers also said no to the wages.

Accy
Accy
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

He was offered and that was as far as it went. The rest is made up.

Accy
Accy
5 years ago
Reply to  j

not true

j
j
5 years ago

I nearly spat my coffee out when I read that Chelsea were asking for £35 and we offered them £5 classic Levy

SpursGoliath
SpursGoliath
5 years ago

If it was only a loan you would have either signed up a flop for a few months or Poch works his magic and gets the lad purring and then what? You’ve done some player development for Chelsea. Passing on that one was a ‘no-brainer’ – he most likely wasn’t going to add much more than Moura and Son really, asking him to hit the ground running for only 15 or so games? Nonsense one that.

Panama Paul
Panama Paul
5 years ago
Reply to  MrChickenHead

No surprise really. Savvy clubs use the Jan window to seed the lesser teams with loans that won’t bite them in the bum but might scuttle their close rivals. As Chelsea are chasing us, there was no way they would give us a hand in keeping ahead of them.

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
5 years ago

Batsuey would have been the signing of more garbage. He is a Chsea flop who has scored 3 goals in 21 games for Valencia and they couldn’t wait to offload him. I hope the rumours of our interest were not true.

Panama Paul
Panama Paul
5 years ago

Batshuayi – PML when I read we were “trying” for him. ENIC smoke and mirrors for all the Dum Dums.”Oh well, we tried but it was Chelsea, What do you expect?” Another one that supposedly got away – how can one club be so unlucky in the transfer window? Oh yeah, we’re run by a bean counter and a coffin dodger.

MrChickenHead
MrChickenHead
5 years ago

Batshit went to Palace WTF. Anyone but us Huh.

Ronan
Ronan
5 years ago

Another month-long opportunity to add quality used instead to offload quality. Confirms again that praise is due only to poch and the players. And clarifies one more time the ambitions of enic.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

Top 4 in the face of adspursity. its quite abspurd

Eddie
Eddie
5 years ago
Reply to  Eddie

PS.My point being they cost very similar transfer fees.

Eddie
Eddie
5 years ago

Very quiet window with nobody of note making a move.Couldn’t move Jansen on because Levy wanted almost what he paid for someone who failed us.At the same time Liverpool gave Lazar to Palace for nothing.Sometimes you have to suck it up.I was right,no incomings in Jan.

Exile
Exile
5 years ago

If we didn’t find anyone in the last window to buy it was hardly surprising that we didn’t buy anyone in this one. There’s clearly no money available due to the costs of the project and all that the club was going to try to do was offload as much as they could.
It does show the sense of priorities that the club felt it best take the money on Mousa rather than let him go for nothing, when we are desperately short in the midfield area. taking 10 million now and missing out on 60 million from cl is Daniels calculation, I’m sure he put it through the spreadsheet.

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

I wonder how many players will be bunking off today. Guv the ABS on the astons playing up. (Best not to risk it) The misses using the rover and me old e type wont start

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

F u c k off snow!!

Ethan
Ethan
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

That’s what we thought last January

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

Got to love Sky Sports, “How deadline day unfolded”… they still think it’s 2005.

It was cold, the EU played hardball over the Irish backstop and people got on with whatever it was they were doing, that’s how it ‘unfolded’….

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

Levy likes to sell to Harrods and shop in Poundland…

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Exile

It’ll pay for the toilet blocks and bog brushes in the shopping mall you see. We have these problems because Joe Lewis is only worth 6bn you see…

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Poch has fallen out with Vinny, he’s burned his bridges. Not even sure he’s been registered as part of the squad for the league.

Yet another poorly fitting punt from Levy just like NoClue…

Legoverlass
Legoverlass
5 years ago

So we couldn’t have done a loan deal for a player like Sanchez from Barca ?

Marsinho
Marsinho
5 years ago

Wouldn’t surprise me if poch didn’t even bother making out a list of players for the simple fact levy was never gonna be true to he’s words in backing him up this window and who knows the next 10 future windows ahead.

Daveyboi
5 years ago

Instead of a Trophy cabinet we just need a fancy notice board with meaningless stats like –

1st club to do the buy no 1 double ……..

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago

and all this rubbish about the club offering Poch players….come on, really…they offer him sh it so why would he bother…

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago
Reply to  East Stand

I kind of agree, however like Chelsea, we could have looked at getting a deal done ready for the summer…..It’s proven Poch needs time with players but that still makes no difference to our transfer policy..its just bizarre on so many levels how Levy operates…he cant even get rid of players let alone bring anyone in..

East Stand
East Stand
5 years ago

Despite all the frustration over transfers this summer, there is virtually no quality available this January that might benefit us in the present.

Lilywhite without the II
Lilywhite without the II
5 years ago

If we really did go in for Batshuayi you literally may as well remove all staff from the building involved in our scouting team….as if Chelsea would give him to us anyway…”we tried”…bla bla bla..Levy has turned what is something normal into a stigma…

Aussie in Switzerland
Aussie in Switzerland
5 years ago

Bullshit in the press saying that Chelsea would loan us Batshit. Some bullshit gets written I tells ya

Willie!
Willie!
5 years ago
Reply to  paul

Madness. What is this bald wanker playing at, deliberate sabotage? Check his coat pocket for betting receipts (and ignore the orange peels)

Billy the yid
5 years ago

Maybe he’s gonna report on Harry’s remarkable recovery. Either that or he’s pissed someone off at sky sports cos he got the bum deal

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
5 years ago

He looks like a man who knows hes going to have to freeze his balls off for another 2 hours for nothing!

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
5 years ago

Ha ha the poor unfortunate sky sports presenter outside our training ground looks like hes losing the will to live.

Billy the yid
5 years ago

Absolutely priceless. Tonight harry kane releases a vid of him starting some training. How many times are people gonna be hoodwinked by this garbage????

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Sessy at £35mil. yes please still. 6 year contract. Bye bye davies in the summer. Fulham making sessy look shit. Him and rose would be perfect.

Accy
Accy
5 years ago
Reply to  Exile

Brooks would be excellent.

Not sure about Sess, although he’ll probably be more like £25m this time. I mean, is he a forward or not?

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago
Reply to  Tappaspur

Jansen was a fool to turn down the Brighton loan move offered to him. “Fight his was back in” my arse!

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

So Vincent j is staying. We’ll need him for our b team if kaz sterling goes out on loan. Will be good for troy. He’ll have a lot of football to play. (Under 18s too) troy work on your core son. I suggest rope walking/balancing

Tappaspur
Tappaspur
5 years ago

Poch saving all the money for the summer. Shame we couldn’t of paid a bit extra to get them in now, giving them good time to learn how their new colleagues football brain works and our systems. Probably be levy time in the summer. Arrggh!

Paddio
Paddio
5 years ago

When he’s back in the summer it will be like

He’s like a new signing
and
Poch has done wonders like Sissoko

JimmyGrievance
JimmyGrievance
5 years ago

Sorry, not sure how to add this pic. Take a look at the link it sums up our man Poch and the man at bottom DL

https://www.facebook.com/332258180201139/posts/2088740797886193/

Exile
Exile
5 years ago
Reply to  Accy

Bollox we will. Levy would never pay the sort of fee they will look for. The big clubs will get him. We should have been in for both brooks and or Maddison but dl only interested in players on the cheap.

Accy
Accy
5 years ago

If Fulham get relegated, we will 100% be back in for Ryan Sessegnon this summer.

Nick
Nick
5 years ago

Pochs comments this week hint towards a big squad overhaul in the summer.older players out replacements in,then time for all to bed in if they work at all.Enjoy the moment you’ve never had it so good & probably never will again

delboy denmark
5 years ago

Potchi asked Levy to be brave…. AND ENDS UP WITH A SMALLER SQAUD…… ffs

Nick
Nick
5 years ago

When was the last window we ended up genuinely stronger than before the transfers ?

Lilywhite
5 years ago

There’s a clothing store I used to frequent for years – I knew my size, quality was great, purchased online over and over, never needing to go to the store. Returns were rare. Lately, the quality has plummeted and the sales and terms slipped too. Every time I try and snatch a good deal, I wind up w “final sale” garments purchased at a great price but they’re horrible – can’t be worn and can’t be returned! So what little I paid is of total waste. No more I say.

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