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Mariano Diaz is struggling to get game time at Los Blancos. The Sun have aggregated a piece from Spanish outlet AS, suggesting we’re in for the lad.
Aranda Cebrian, agent of the Real Madrid-owned striker, “dismantled” the market voice: “It is false. There is no meeting scheduled with Roma”Sportal.it
His agent took a moment out from his tub thumping to deny his client would be moving on either anonymously, or on the cheap.
This barely puts Spur in pole. In fact, I’m going to take a massive punt and tell you that The Star, The Express or HITC will (if they haven’t already) run a ‘Diaz + Cash For Eriksen’ piece in the next 24hrs.