Levy’s Gone Nuts

Forget Herbie Goes Bananas, s**t just got real at da Lane, wi’ dem mans.

The pfennigs creamed from the Bentaleb loan deal are being ploughed into…loaning T’Pau.

THFC will pay £500,000 for the goalkeeper’s loan until the end of the season and have an option to sign him permanently at the end of his spell for £6million.

The brutality of the timing is surreal.

I don’t believe Vorm to be anything more than a slicker version of Robert Green. But to bring in T’Pau 3 games into the season, whilst Hugo is injured?

No wonder THFC is an altar upon which players are routinely sacrificed.

This is as ever, a responsive signing, opposed to a proactive one.

Anyone seeking to idiotically debate the matter is most welcome.

Welcome T’Pau, to Stalag Levy.