Joe Hart To Be Announced Shortly

Further to this morning’s earlier piece, the former Manchester City goalkeeper Joe Hart underwent a medical this morning for Tottenham Hotspur Football club.

It quite funny watching the ever glacial on-pitch progress of Tottenham under Daniel Levy, that we pick up José Mourinho when he’s run out of top flight sides to manage, and we sweep up Joe Hart SEVEN clubs after he was at his peak winning back to back Premier League titles for Manchester City.

Tottenham under ENIC are the footballing version of ‘I’m A Celebrity – Get Me Out Of Here‘ where the closest you get to an actual celebrity is one that used to be popular several decades ago.

It’s all a tad reminiscent of the Porridge 1979 film, where in the frantic preparations ahead of an inmates-versus-celebrities football match, the prison are hopeful that someone ‘knows a Goodie’ (one for the dads).