Jan Back Soon, So No Drug Problem Or Anything

Spurs were fretting over how long Jan Vertonghen might be out after sustaining an injury, but it appears

“Jan is okay, he’s very positive, we are pushing him a lot. We expect him to be out for six weeks, less than we first thought. I don’t want to set a limit or the time, but I think that’s very positive. When your mind is good, positive, you can even recover early.”

The fact that our coach is able to attach a timescale (and an optimistic one at that) to this injury truly fantastic news.

This significantly rules out the odds of Verts having a condition that’s even more complex than HIV or cancer, or subject to something wildly left field like a raging drug addiction or the he’s ben kidnapped by some South China Sea pirates.

Praise the Lord, eh?