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“I’ve made arrangements with my son to visit my grave…” Gallows Humour As THFC’s Wage Bill Is Revealed | image

The Sun’s very own Paul Jiggins has published a comprehensive list of Tottenham’s wage bill. Personally, there too many journeymen on here for comfort.

Currently, Dele Alli has no business earning his £100,000 a week, Gareth Bale’s £325,000 a week is hysterically funny. Eric Dier, Danny Rose, and Harry Winks, between them, are sucking the wrong end of £1million out of our club every single month. Just let that sink in.

Who on that list do you think is just wearing the shirt for wages?

These two ‘Sun readers’ made me smile, today, we need more of that, eh?

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Dusty
Dusty
4 years ago
Reply to  James McKevitt

Agree and better still, Levy should be contributing those performance bonuses (which gauged on current performances he must currently be pocketing) to those businesses and communities in a dire situation from lockdown.

Limerick AL
Limerick AL
4 years ago

Ndom is the Classic “Weeping Jesus”, type. The Kit Man should check his Boots , and see if the Studs are on the Inside FFS.

Dexter
Dexter
4 years ago

….. and Sanches, and Davies, and Aurier, and Sissoko, and Docherty and …. ugh, you get the picture.

Steve 'Killer Cushion' Williams
Steve 'Killer Cushion' Williams
4 years ago

Hojberg gets 100k a week and Ndom is reported everywhere at 200k a week.. How unfair is that… One is a warrior who plays with his heart on his sleeve, the other is a delicate flower that keeps falling over and runs out of steam after a couple of short sprints.

Steve 'Killer Cushion' Williams
Steve 'Killer Cushion' Williams
4 years ago

Those wages aren’t entirely accurate as reports varies.. Bales from 200-250k a week I have read. I’m also sure Toby is on 150k a week rising to 180k depending on performances… Since the Superbowel was built Baldy raised the wage bill up to 5th. One spot above the Scouse now. Ndom is another waste of money he should be on much less wages.

Urbane Sturgeon
Urbane Sturgeon
4 years ago
Reply to  Notontheshelf

Ha Ha Ha … worthy pedantry.

Notontheshelf
Notontheshelf
4 years ago

Replace “earn” with “gets paid”, and you get my agreement.

Notontheshelf
Notontheshelf
4 years ago

Total of around £115m by my reckoning. Jose’s wages almost look like a bargain. At least he”plays” every match.
Apparently according to the song, “Dele only cost 5 mill”. That’s 5 mill a year though.

Elevenstonedidiots
Elevenstonedidiots
4 years ago

I’d wager Bale earns in a week what the whole Zagreb team do in a month

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
4 years ago
Reply to  James McKevitt

Hear Hear😤

James McKevitt
James McKevitt
4 years ago

They should all donate a week’s wages to some local Tottenham /Haringey causes who could use it.

Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
Is Gascoigne gonna have a crack?
4 years ago

If I was Bale I’d HAVE to give a huge proportion of my wages to local businesses and communitys in dire situations from lockdowns, I couldn’t live with myself doing that little and getting that much. It’s perverse.

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