Date: 5th February 2019 at 5:56pm
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Difficult to get excited about stadium updates for a number of reasons.

  1. Most normal human beings aren’t excited by architectural updates. Unless they are actual architects, of course.
  2. Chris Cowlin looks like a cross between a 1980s estate agent and serial killer.

Sources close to Tottenham Hotspur Football Club are suggesting to the Harry Hotspur blog that March is the next pit stop on the abysmal, abusive and exploitative stadium journey*

*Levyologist wording, NOT mine

It’s my understanding that the appropriate folks from the London Fire Brigade will be ushered in again next month and backroom staff for the club will once again be clutching rosary beads and dismembered pieces of rabbit.

Anyone still defending ENIC at this point wants their head testing.

ENIC are STILL trying to correct the endless foul-ups that they so personally oversaw during this build.

This GIGANTIC waste of money should have been opened and fully functioning back in September last year.

Had we stayed at The Lane and spent a modest amount in the last 2 transfer windows, we could have probably have won the league this season.

But winning is for losers.