I’m Not A Gynaecologist, But I’ll Take A Look At It…

Mauricio Pochettino has sensationally admitted that he isn’t a qualified doctor.

“Half an hour ago, we received the information about the scan. It’s much, much better than we expected,” Pochettino said.

“We are happy, it was very positive, the scan. We’re very, very happy about this news but still we cannot give a time of how long it’ll be to recover.

“I am not a doctor, it’s hard to say one, two, three weeks, but it’s much, much better than we expected.”

The old blood rinsing game, eh?

Super, smashing, great.

“Dier, Dembele and Rose are OK but we don’t want to take a risk,” Pochettino said. “Dier and Danny Rose are at the same level but Mousa, we’ll see.

Is this Poch prioritising the Premier League over the Champions League?

Yup.

The business with Mousa is not to be taken lightly.

We’re a different side without him.

A ‘not so good’ one.