Gladys tells me that Bournemouth want £50million for Josh King.

Are Bournemouth bad people (sound familiar)? No of course they aren’t, but what we have here is a really strong pointer as to where Levy is in the transfer market.

Is Kyle Walker worth north of £50million? Of course he is.

Right now. In this moment©  Even your grumpy mother in law, the one with the club foot and the bizarre overbite is worth big money.

Flat Earthers applaud charging and despise paying.

Flat Earthers applaud charging but despise paying.

Flat Earthers applaud charging but despise paying.

Flat Earthers applaud charging but despise paying.

Flat Earthers applaud charging but despise paying.