That lad Tanganga is well worth watching. Repeat, Hackney born Japhet is worth well watching, this is not a drill.
Troy Parrott hit the post. The little rascal.
Davinson Sanchez was doing that naughty little Ledley King impression again. So naughty.
NoCluedo was so bad, even the cameraman on the two bob stream ITV2 had piggybacked knew to pan in on our bench after the CHELSEA FAN ran into another gangly blind-alley.
Poch mumbled something. My money says it was not flattering in nature.
Dele Alli was abysmal. We’ve just sat through one season of mediocrity, please tell me that another isn’t beckoning.
You heard it here first – the boy has flatlined. Now aged 23, he’s no longer ‘young’, ‘misunderstood’ or any other excuse combination the apologists might care muster.
It was a meaningless friendly, but if The Boy In The Boob Tube couldn’t be bothered to turn it on in a game beamed into millions of homes, then when exactly will he?
Bam Bam nearly went to Liverpool. He’s not good enough to get into any Liverpool side, let alone a Tottenham one.
Poch needs more resources.
#BackTheDamnManager
Its happened again. Another match off has taken a chunk off my winnings. Postponed matches in July for rain?! These twats need to take a long look at themselves. I saw footage of Zico the other day on a water logged surface skating past sliding defenders thrillingly …..its an outdoor sport you pussys. Play the damn match and stop wasting everyone’s time.
Pissing summer. Ffs.
Its happened again. Another match off has taken a chunk off my winnings. Postponed matches in July for rain?! These twats need to take a long look at themselves. I saw footage of Zico the other day on a water logged surface skating past sliding defenders thrillingly …..its an outdoor sport you pussys. Play the damn match and stop wasting everyone’s time.
Pissing summer. Ffs.
That’s another thing those training bras they’ve been tricked into wearing. Immasculation in full effect. They’re fed some shit about how it aids something or other but its an insidious agenda from these sports company’s.