First To Leave The Lane?

The Birmingham Mail says Tottenham will ditch £11million French flop Georges-Kevin No’Cluedo this summer.

This looks to me like a foregone conclusion, but wouldn’t it be nice to just move this junk on now, so we get stuck into replacing him with a competent footballer?

The Clinton Cards departure took  f o r e v e r  and I see no reason as to why Levy will act any differently this window.

Elsewhere Spurs old boy Defoe has opened his heart to Tottenham’s official website.

“You move on and new players come through, fantastic players, but I’m still there as fifth all-time top goalscorer.

I just think of the legends who have played at the club. To know that when I’ve finished playing I can look at that list and see my name is something special.

“My heart will always be at that club.”

Quite when Jermain will finish playing is anyone’s guess. The master-swordsman recently converted to an entirely vegan diet and claims this has boosted his energy levels.