Gold from Gladys.
More gold than Donald Trump’s bidet brush holder.
‘Whatever is wrong with Erik Lamela?’ ask the Tottenham fans who still care.
Something about a hip?
Well it happens to be true.
Little Erik’s hip problem is indeed nothing diagnosable and needs anti inflammatories and rest. Literally no movement of the joint if at all possible and rigorous and regular stretching of the hamstrings and something or other called the hip flexor.
So what brought on this uncommon condition? There isn’t an obvious link to actually playing football.
It is believed that he might have gotten it because from a bad posture when he plays computer games. Games which he is apparently addicted to.
Just when you thought this club couldn’t be involved in anything more ridiculous. This surely has to ‘trump’ Adebayor’s juju.