Date: 29th July 2019 at 9:37am
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The short answer is, ‘yes, he would’. The long answer is, ‘in a Spur side that still plays Dele Alli rain or shine and there’s been precious little shine for about a year now, OF COURSE HE WOULD.’

The apologists will wheel out the business of the hand, but frankly I’ve never seen a player make such a meal of such a distinctly nondescript injury.

Mind you, having Dele as a first pick only serves to remind us just how abysmal Erik Lamela must be.